You better watch out 
You better not cry 
YOU BETTER NOT pout 
I’M TELLING YOU WHY: SANTA.I. IS WATCHING. 
SANTA.I. CREEPS YOU WHEN YOU’RE POSTING. 
SANTA.I. KNOWS WHAT YOU HAVE LIKED. 
SANTA.I. MIGHT MAKE YOU CRINGE. 
SANTA.I. WILL MAKE YOU CRINGLE. 
FEED SANTA.I. YOUR COOKIES. 
SANTA.I. LIKES STALKING STUFFERS. 

Turn your phone to portrait, or risk turning SANTA.I. into malfunctioning circuitboard.

Don’t tell Santa what you want.SantA.I. will tell you.

SantA.I.
 is
Watching

Ho Ho Ho

SANTA.I. and BIG DATA calculate your optimal gift.

1) Write your name
2) Connect your Twitter or Instagram
3) Submit and get results

YOUR NAME

(No worries. Data is safe with SantA.I.)

Enabling cookies [+ milk]

MAKING LIST. CHECKING TWICE.

North polling data. Acquired.

Consulting elves.

Run/Rudolph/Run